Pens lost...time to kill myself. Is history going to repeat itself? At least tasty burgers and turkey loins were grilled for the occasion. Who knew that turkeys even had such a body part? A delicious, delicious body part. Additional note with regard to turkeys - I almost murdered one trying to cross Panther Hollow Road? It got lucky; I didn't know that their loins were so delicious. The next one to cross my path won't be so lucky.
Time to go eat a popsicle to soothe this terrible setback. It won't be a red one, I can assure you of that. If only there was some kind of Pens colored popsicle...guess I'll have to settle for third-jersey blue.
Good evening.
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