CHUD will get you weird, real weird

After stumbling upon a beer at the grocery labeled "La biere du Demon" or "Demons Beer" which boldly states at the bottom of the bottle " 12% de Plaisir Diabolique" or 12% diabolic pleasure, I decided that we need to create a beer that is just as, if not stronger than 12% ABV. Excited about the possibilities, I enthusiastically called up Brian and asked if we could make such a beer when I come home. He agreed and told me that I would be in charge of creating the name and label of this new beer. After no more than a few minutes, I came up with what I think is the perfect beer name... CHUD. And the label will be a very modified version of my very terrible "microsoft paint" creation. The concept is "CHUD will get you real banged up in a hurry" and the label needs to be scary. I figure that all parties concerned will make tons of money and C.H.U.D the movie will become a cult classic.