Pens Game Live Blog!

So it's already 12:11 in the third. We're way behind on liveblogging. We had bigger priorities, like going to the booze store.

J Robb and Topaz are comparing and contrasting Pinot Noir vs. Shiraz. All are boxed.

"I like the extra dry body of the Shiraz." -Topaz is becoming... what do you call someone who knows shit about wine? A wino?

"These glasses have to be at least 5 or 6 oz. No way we're drinking 3 oz... that'd be a fucking Capri Sun. Or Robb's white wine glass that he's drinking red wine out of." - Paz

So... the Pens. They are down 3-2 after a busy second period. Nothing exciting has happened yet in the third, or maybe no one has been paying attention.

The Pens are not playing outside on New Years this year. Stupid. No one likes the Red Wings.

Unfortunately, T Mill isn't here to yell "Where are the Dockers commercials?"

I have never heard Topaz sound so refined AND sophisticated.

The Pens are finally on a power play.

Goal! Goligoski. "Goal"igoski. Things are all tied up now. Alex now has two goals tonight.

We're discussing team nicknames.

Jen: Does Goligoski have a nickname?
T: Alex.
G: Dupuis' nickname is Dupeezy.
T: According to the Pens its "Dupes."

7:04 left. Discussing Stover's recent trip to the gym in Sq. Hill. He enjoys the sauna with the old naked Jewish men.

"If I had to take a survey on living in a Jewish neighborhood, I'd definitely write "Yes, I'd recommend this to a friend." -Topaz

Fleury just made a nice save.

A question has arisen: why did they call it Squirrel Hill? A wikipedia search was commissioned but was unsuccessful. We also couldn't find a list of the funniest google searches. We're guessing "boobs" is up there.

Someone who has more expertise at googling should be manning the room's internet portal.

Topaz just used the word "bogus." Then a joke was called out by everyone that I didn't understand. I'm so out of the loop.

"Jen, there's this great show called Summer Height's High..." -Alicia
"HA HA! Did that just start with there's this great show?" -Topaz.

9 seconds left. See you in overtime.

peace one, jen g out.