What up sucka fools!!!! Live blog, sounds like a date to me. Special guest Stacey Barron, MD, on the ones and twos.
Ankney called me, he's gay...stop calling me.
So I'm in the Illadelphia half life watching "da birds" with super fan 81 (thats TO for the philly rookies) Figured I should live blog.
Joe Buck is dumb, I hate FOX sports.
Edge James is looking real good early on. Call him MR. 4.2, cause he's getting his average on.
Stacey is screaming, ouch, my ears are killing me. The Eagles have no idea how to stop blitzing, ESPN reported Kurt Warner is great at killing the blitz, which makes no sense, cause he is slow and looks like his wife. I think ESPN should have stated, "fitz and bouldin are great at killing the blitz."
The Lebron James commercial sucks so much. Number 23 playing receiver? Is his last name "Lebron?" I didnt realize he is asian? Stacey didn't get it, just got it. Maybe she is asian.
Stacey wont stop clapping..wait she just did, only to yell at DeSean Jackson. She just clapped again.
Stacey makes a better wall than window, I can't watch any plays. McNabb INT, what else is new, but then Jackson (see above) forced the cardinals to fumble...Stacey loves DeSean Jackson.
Greg Lewis isn't dating a playboy model, Hank Baskett isn't very good, but him and Cole Hamel have one thing in common, they both bang fake boobs.
CLAPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLAP CLAP CLAP.....GO GO GO!!!
Some dude for the cardinals last name is Laboy. I bet he doesn't like showering with Laman, if you catch my joke.
I'm really good at live blogging.
Akers missed, I guess it was too warm for his leg. He should try Matt Stover's yoga kick style.
Cardinal cheerleaders are sluts - SLB
Trick play, circa 2008 New England Patriots vs. Pittsburgh Steelers. Same result, TD. Fitz is the best receiver at catching the ball with his hands. Scratch that, Moss does it better, but Fitz actually runs routes in the middle of the field.
Joe Buck claims the Cardinals have fans in the mid west because they use to play in Chicago..he's a liar, they dont even have fans in Arizona.
McNabb has the second hardest throw in the NFL, behind Leftwich. Jay Cutler's a baby.
CLAPPING...CLAPPING...LETS GO BIRDS...CLAP CLAP CLAP....THIS ISN'T WWE...CLAP
The Heineken commercial with the dude from that movie with Adam Sandler and Winona Ryder is horrible. The beer is horrible too.
Edge just got 22 yards....IN ONE CARRY! That is screwing up his 4.2 average.
It feels like the Eagles haven't had the ball all half.
Fitz is too good. TD Cardinals. Andy Reid should shave at half time.
I'm tired..Stacey stopped clapping.
4TH QUARTER 24-19 CARDINALS
The Eagles' defense started to play better. Thus live blog is back.
CLAP..FUMBLE...INTERCEPTION....FUMBLE...FUMBLE....CLAP
This game suddenly got good. Arizona should try running the ball more. Edge looked good to start the game, not to mention running the ball makes the clock tick.
TICK...tick tick tick....TICK...tick tick tick...Thankfully neither team understands how to run, so this game might be on til LOST premiers on Wednesday.
Stacey loves Ford F-150 commercials....THE TRUCKS ARE SOOOOO BIG...LOOK AT THE SIZE OF MY EXHAUST...ITS SO BIG....SUCK ON MY GIANT EXHAUST!!!! -chewning
Great catch by Jackson.....McNabb didn't make a great throw, Cromartie should have knocked it down, but Jackson with a great play. Eagles went for 2, no good. Akers has done his best to ruin the game.
Jackson is far better than Sweed. And Holmes....Only Eddie Royal is more awesome.
I take back what I typed before, Cromartie had no real chance of getting to the TD pass. McNabb Mckilled him.
Fitz makes another catch with his hands....he is the polar opposite of Hines Ward...Ward can only catch with his body, which is fine.
Eagles make a stop on 3rd down...Going for it on 4th.....(stacey won't watch...but she is yelling "stop them!")....1st down Arizona. Crazy play, Warner pitches outwide to Hightower...it worked..Eagles weren't expecting it.
Fitz finally catches the ball with his body..he is open every play. Arizona needs to keep this offense together, they are great to watch.
Apparently Bouldin is yelling a lot at the offensive coach...I dont understand why. I call him Terrible Owens, says Skip Bayless.
Did you know Skip Bayless' nickname is "human anus." I wish I was kidding.
This commercial with the italian family for verizon is dumb....though I do love my stereotypes.
"He's just not that into you" the movie was casted horribly from the guys cast. I didn't realize 'E' from Entourage was considered hot..or even acceptable.
Arizona scores a TD. Hightower steals again from Edge, Topaz rejoices. Cardinals go for two, and succeed. 7 point lead for Arizona.
Special shout out to Stover, who is watching the game from the airport. He'll be flying to North Dakota instead of watching the Steelers, IBM is dumb.
BUY THIS F-150!!!! ITS SO TOUGH.....LOOK HOW BIG THE ENGINE IS.....AAAHHHH - Chewning
Stacey is sick of Hightower banging TD's. Edge is sick of being banged by Hightower.
Eagles are moving the ball. 2:09 in the 4th, Eagles just entered Arizona's half.
McNabb has exploded. 3 bad throws. 4th down...two minute warning..commercial time, which means I get to watch the FOX Robot dance around.
Ford Flex..more like Ford Sexbox.
ROLL OVER MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT WASTE THEM!!!!
Curtis drops the 4th down pass....definately contact, no flag. Curtis should have caught it anyways. Arizona ball.
Game over...Arizona is going to the super bowl....and i'm not kidding..Kurt Warner Hall of Fame.
Andy Reid is fat
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