What up tho'....Tmil at the helm. My first mate Jenny GGGGGGGG.
GOAL!!!!!!!! SLUTS!!!!!! Hossa just killed their face. Detriot BASKETBALL!!!!!! SUCKS!!
This just in Chris Osgood hasn't been good since 1989, ask Gary Roberts.
Graham: "Get your beers down, hossa just railed Osgood."
- Graham only said some of that.
Pens white outs are awesome, I've always been down with rainbows outs, but that hasn't caught on yet.
15:44 1st period - Hossa is going nuts. He wants to get paid. Off the post, Osgood is getting Hossa-fied.
14:56 1st period - Cleary is a dirty diver, not as fat as Holmstrom.
Chewning - all of detriots team is over weight as fuck.
Lidstrom just hit a puck 900 mph, score 1-1. Really disappointing goal.
Osgood is the biggest diver ever, im pretty sure manu is the goalie.
The edge eclipse commercial in on, its the greatest rave ever. Tons of broads, no ankney's in sight.
Robb said I can't look at porn, but he didn't say anything about pictures of Brian Westbrook shirtless...he's fat.. trust me
Jeff Ankney is talking about girls, wait, i meant grills. (that joke isnt funny at all) but jeff ankney is funny.
I think Jean Claude Van Dame is the goalie tonight for the pens, just in case.
I wish I was wearing Dockers. Dockers are awesome. I want to party with the edge eclipse girls, in san fran, wearing dockers, but no ankney's, maybe Jayson, he seems to rock out.
Dockers is sponsoring the 4 Impact Players of the Game, best advertising ever.
10:57 - Pens power play. Hossa is having a great game. Osgood is starting to look pregnant, Hossa-fied. Great save by Osgood, Hossa and Roberts were right there. Great power play, though no goals. Malkin should try shooting a little bit more, passed up too many good looks.
Little kids are really annoying. You should have to pass a sports IQ test to get tickets.
The US Girls soccer commercial is on. Way to go, you got hammered by Brazil, what else is new.
Jen- are they suggesting they drove to brazil. Answer - they are lesbians.
Jeff ankney has never watched soccer, but he loves Jerome Bettis, ask him.
Jen - Jeff Ankney has never seen Rambo or the Godfather movies, Chewning tried to kill him. Dont worry, jeff loves Jerome Bettis.
The Love Guru looks like Aunt Rachel, from Family Matters, according to Chewning. Personally, Step by Step is the realness.
Robb hates Kid Rock, but did a rap about Kid Rock. Jeff Ankney saw Kid Rock in concert, he loves Kid Rock.
Stover has a haiku:
this is my emphany that I dedicate to the future hat trick of Ruutu and NHL Sega 96....
Hoss-a-with-Moss-a
Oct-to-pus-taste-like-pee-wee
berr-ies-taste-like-pens
-good fight, good night
Orpik was facewashing a red wing with a giant 4 legged octopus.
Hossa is easily the best player on the ice right now, he must be trying out for the Red Wings next year, considering no one else will be able to afford him.
Casper apparently wasn't the ghost with the most, it might have been BeetleJuice (stacey loves Beetle juice). Apparently Casper never talked about how much ghost he was.
End of the first period, tied 1-1.
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