Stanley Cup Finals Game Four Liveblog - Period Two

TMill said "I am tired of blogging. I think I'm having a heart attack." So I am taking over.

Intermission update: Stover and Ankey are undefeated for the night at Baggo. They have just beaten TMill and Topaz, and earlier beat myself and Alicia quite handedly.

Chewning said to Jeff: "You are knocking me OUT with those American thighs."

TMill is missing a sweet Dockers commercial.


2nd period.

There's heavy discussion about whether or not it is currently a comfortable temperature in the living room. J Robb claims the air conditioner is on, but I can't hear it. Apparently this cooling device can "kick the jams."

Chewning has provided the 2nd period haiku:

Jaarko Ruutu is
provoking the RedWings team
This is Pens hockey.

"There's only one commercial, and it's heaven. That Dockers commercial is why I believe in God." -TMill

Gary Roberts is a beast.

Jordan Staal called for interference. Unfortunately for him, he's not Gunnar Stahl from D2: The Mighty Ducks. Gunnar could murder someone and not get called.

13:38 some people are getting Hossa-fied.

The Redwings positioning is tremendous..... That's what she said.

Alicia tried to liveblog and came up with one senseless sentence.

There is a creepy baby commercial on TV right now.

The guys are comparing sports stars to superheroes. Superman is Brett Favre. PacMan Jones is Dr. Octogon. Roger Clemens is the Riddler because "for every question, he asks another question."

Two important questions that have arisen:
Are there any superheroes who are hispanic so Sammy Sosa can be one?
Could Zeus be considered a superhero?

New nickname for Gary Roberts: "Gare Bear"
courtesy of Chewning.

6:40 there has been no actual game coverage in this liveblog.

The Penguins are knocking on the door.

Nice save by Fleury.

"Clink for Dockers."

We decided Malkin hosting SNL in Russian would be funnier than normal SNL in English.

3:01. nothing is happening with this power play.

I've lost the liveblog fire. No score in the second.

The third period is going to be the most important 20 hockey minutes of our lives thusfar.

peace one, JenG out.