This happened awhile ago, and yet, it is rather enjoyable. Topaz's aunt called him regarding his cousin who attends the University of Pittsburgh, and living off campus in South Oakland. Robb and I were sitting in the living room hearing the Topaz side of the conversation. After he got off the phone, we started talking about how hot his cousin is and that she should just "bang around" South Oakland. Allow me to loosely (pun intentions unclear) define.
bang around - a hot broad who promiscuously sleeps with gentlemen around a specific area so as to not have to pay rent "Topaz's hot cousin bangs around South Oakland."
The catch with banging around is that in order to execute it, one needs to have a "friends with benefits typed situation," so that they can leave their stuff somewhere for an extended period of time.
In the end, it turned out that Robb and I unfairly assumed Topaz's cousin to be a hot chick, instead he's a dude.
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i'm still at least somewhat convinced that topaz has a hot cousin banging around oakland...nothing that he can say will prove otherwise.
I got a text message that clearly stated that topaz's cousin is banging dudes in oakland. I was confused, but if she looked anything like topaz, i'd want a piece of that.....instead, she was a he.
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