whoopsy daisy

i want to use this blog as a venue to apologize to all the residents of 5534 raleigh street for the terrible sickness i brought to the house last friday. graham and jrobb were nice enough to ask if i wanted to join them at fuel and i replied i was feeling weird. but little did i know how "real weird" i felt until 1:30 a.m. when i started puking violently, or else i never would have come. i also want to apologize to all of jon's friends that were over that night, because i could hear indistinct chattering and general good times and laughter filtering up through the screen in the open bathroom window, so i wouldn't be surprised if they could hear me throwing up tacos. On the bright side, I heard the neighbor girl invite you over to play beer pong, so at least some neighbors were finally nice to you and you could escape the germ-infested air for awhile. i guess intestine-melting diseases are one of the risks of working with kids who pee themselves as an act of defiance. graham and jrobb--i hope you escape the disease. jon and topaz--i'm sorry. everybody--i'll be bringing down some surgical face masks this weekend to be worn in my presence.